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In the new millennium, though, cinema’s overprotective fathers took a step back and made way for their arch nemeses: hormonal teenage boys. This shift towards a younger, spunkier action hero was perhaps most evident in Michael Bay’s Transformers, which 10 years earlier might have starred Sylvester Stallone or Mel Gibson, but in 2007 provided a launchpad for a scrawny Disney Channel star by the name of Shia LaBeouf.

The result was a lively, youthful and only occasionally irritating underdog story, with LaBeouf a relatable proxy for the film’s teenage target demographic. But as the franchise progressed, old habits began to reassert themselves. LaBeouf got older and colder; the high schools and sleepy suburbs of the first film were replaced by penthouse suites and military bases. Finally, Bay hit the action genre’s proverbial reset button and exchanged his teenage lead for a middle-aged Mark Wahlberg in the saga’s fourth entry, Age Of Extinction.

Now old enough to play the weary dads he terrorised in Fear, Wahlberg furnishes Bay’s latest with an overprotective father of almost mythic proportions. Nominally the hero of the film, he spends more time fixating on the integrity of his daughter’s hymen than he does aiding the Autobots in their fight for humanity. As he is confronted by his young progeny’s bullheaded boyfriend, the film slowly mutates into an epic struggle for control over a teenage girl’s reproductive organs.

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How To Train Your Dragon 2 Animated Norse adventure.

22 Jump Street Self-reflexive sequel.

The Purge: Anarchy Unsubtle wealth-gap allegory.

Peaky Blinders – Series 2 Birmingham-set crime saga.

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz February 23, 2014 1,130,221 Views

Costume design in movies is sort of in the same boat as dialogue in porn flicks; we’re vaguely aware that it’s there, but it’s not something anyone really pays attention to. Thankfully, this also means that movie costumes are the perfect place to hide clever little Easter Eggsfor film maniacs with too much free time to find and childishly geek out over. And if you’ll excuse me, I believe that was my cue to start talking about how …

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With The Dark Knight , Christopher Nolan wasted no time in establishing that his interpretation of the Joker would be like nothing we’d ever seen before. In just the first five minutesof the movie, Heath Ledger’s character not only pulls off a daring daylight robbery of a mob bank, but simultaneously arranges the deaths of all of his accomplices, and he does it all while wearing a mask from Tim Burton’s reimagining of Snow White .

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This quickly let us know that the character was a scheming, machine-gun-toting mastermind, which completely set him apart from all the other Jokers that we knew, especially Cesar Romero in the silly ’60s Batman TV show. That is, other than the fact that Ledger wore Romero-Joker’s mask throughout the entire bank robbery.

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All evidence seems to point to the design of Ledger’s clown mask being modeled directly on a scene from ” The Joker Is Wild,” an episode of the Batman TV series that also marked the first appearance of the Joker on the show. In the episode, Adam West’s Batman tracks Romero’s clown prince of crime to the Gotham opera company, where he’s secretly performing an aria from Pagliacci , because back then that was as close as the Joker could get to being an actual killer clown ( look it up). As you can see, the similarities between Romero’s Pagliacci costume and Ledger’s mask are undeniable.

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Good luck unseeing that anytime soon.

And if anyone out there is wondering why Nolan even bothered referencing an old comedy series that was campier than a Boy Scout jamboree: While it’s true that The Dark Knight was basically a superhero version of Michael Mann’s Heat , the 1960s series is what has kept Batman alive in the public consciousness for decades, so despite its silliness, it still deserves all the respect it can get. The fact that the man who first brought the Joker to the big screen didn’t respect the character enoughto even shave off his mustache for the role should really be beside the point.

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You can fault the Pirates of the Caribbean movies for a lot of things, but to the franchise’s credit, it always kept true to the Disneyland ride it was based on by having almost nothing to do with real pirates, with Captain Jack Sparrow as the prime example.

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“Everyone always thinks I’m high. I’m really just seasick.”

Try to put away your personal feelings for the movie or Johnny Depp and ask yourself: Does this man look anything like a classic pirate? I don’t know; between the mascara, the bandanna, and the braided beard, he more resembles a goth hippie or something. And what’s up with all the crap woven into his hair? Like this medallion here:

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Huh. That looks suspiciously like the Turkish star and crescent, but … how? Call me crazy, but I faintly recall that Pirates of the Caribbean took place somewhere in the general vicinity of the Caribbean, so what is Jack Sparrow doing with an Islamic symbol in his dreads? Actually, if you subscribe to a Reddit theory, the coin and the rest of Sparrow’s attire might actually be referencing the character’s real-life Muslim inspiration, the infamous pirate Jack Ward.

“Actually, Disneysued. It’s ‘Jake Ward’ now.”

Jack Ward, also known as “Birdy,” was a 16th century English pirate who terrorized the Mediterranean and eventually converted to Islam, taking on the name Yusuf Reis. For 15 years, Ward/Reis sailed the coast of North Africa, plundering ships and commanding hundreds of men, until he became something of a pirate celebrity. There have been songs and entire theatrical plays written about the man, and by all accounts his larger-than-life, drunken legendeventually inspired one of Disney’s largest and sexiest cash cows.

The Islamic coin is just one clue, but there is more to support this theory. Jack Sparrow’s headband, for example, does sort of kind of resemble a turban styleworn in Islamic countries, plus the type of mascara he wears is known as kohl, which was primarily available in North Africa, where Jack Ward operated. Also, after hours of Googling, I discovered that sparrows are in fact birds, and “Ward” and “bird” both have four letters, and also Jack Ward was nicknamed “Birdy,” ergo ipso facto randomus latinus , Disney is secretly converting children to Islam with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

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Supernatural is a show that started out as a story about two brothers hunting monsters before ultimately focusing on how adorable Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are together.

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SPOILER: Very.

As the show slowly changed focus from horror to a kind of magical dark comedy, Supernatural eventually introduced a new leading character: Castiel, a demon-hunting angel from heaven who dresses like Columbo and whose main shtick is that he just doesn’t get how the human world works. Here he is watching porn for the first time:

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Yeah, it’s kind of a lame joke, but Misha Collinsplays Castiel with such a beautiful mix of childlike naivete and deadpan seriousness that you can’t help but constantly laugh at his antics. In fact, Collins did such a great job with making the character his own that you can hardly tell anymore that Castiel was sort of meant to be a parody of John Constantine.

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Non-comic book fans may not immediately get that reference, but they might remember the 2005 moviestarring Keanu Reeves, which made film history by showing Shia LaBeouf getting brutally beaten to death. Well, that movie was actually loosely based on the excellent comic book series Hellblazer starring John Constantine: a chain-smoking antihero conman who investigates paranormal phenomena in an old trench coat and loose tie.

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And probably watches a lot of porn.

Eric Kripke, the creator of Supernatural , freely admitsthat Castiel’s clothes are the same ones worn by the occult sorcerer with cancer. Thematically it does make sense, because Supernatural is about working-class guys taking out paranormal threats, which also happens to be the summary of pretty much every Hellblazer comic ever. Although, as far as I know, Constantine never once uttered the phrase ” Hey, Assbutt!” so that’s at least one thing Supernatural has over Hellblazer .

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